avecnothing: “i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
missing e needs to have a function that gets rid of all comments on pictures while queuing… because that would be the best thing ever. i don’t like making a new tab to reblog. i need to actually move my hand from my keyboard. *gasp*
i feel like people don’t like me
When people try to correct did-yuo-know
went bridge jumping for the first time. oh god so much fun.
lampliekwoah: strange-is-a-compliment: ...
vampirearsehell: why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much it sounds like a nice place to be can someone friend zone me i like friends
prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
hush little blogger don’t u cry mamas gonna buy u a social life
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
biznasties: if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
hustlelikealaday: mogi-the-cat: thesuicidalsuperman: anniephantastic6: fortheloveofsharpies: dalek-disney-lover: cubandisneyprincess: iamsamhearmemoose: wingcest: frenchvanillacoffee: thosefuckingangels: cardboardcupcake: anorie: Create yourself as a Disney Princess they told me that i could become anything i wanted so i became a mermaid The...
rumour: my whole life is a fat joke
This girl in bio just asked how to spell ‘DNA’
I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel...– Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via infra-redactivity)
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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