heysammy: cantonhatesdick: jennyatsdcc: theartistvocation: shinjimimura: please tag your Butterscotch Crumplebath #benadryl wafflesticks #bandicoot carryout #bungalow crackeddotcom #bumblebee carrotcake
“and the oscar goes to leonardo da vinci”
The Reader's Bill of Rights, Illustrated
booksdirect: The right not to read The right to skip pages The right not to finish The right to reread The right to read anything The right to escapism The right to read anywhere The right to browse The right to read out loud The right to defend your tastes The Rights of the Reader by Daniel Pennac
imaninjapolarbear: krvsty: krvsty: what did the house wear to a party address
Me: buys thing online
Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
When I stay home because I'm sick
whatshouldwecallme: The whole day I’m just like,
why are all social sites blue because its the colour of the sky and we never go outside to see it
lovewillcomethru: sodamnrelatable: when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago its terrifying how accurate this is
0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
shaggy2pope: i hope you accidentally jump down a ledge in pokemon and you have to go through grass to get back up